Those Icky Oat Bits
Aren't marshmallows at all !
You don't like sex anyway and shouldn't have come herePeople who prefer the oat bits usually becomebitter angry old men who yell "get off my lawn!"These people chow down a big bowl brimming of oat bits before a tough day of protesting suggestive song lyricsThey are truly the scourge of our society.